Pete

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This morning I got up and got ready quickly because I have to get a lot of stuff done.
I sat down at my desk to start getting my stuff done and I spilled my coffee, so I gotta sponge to clean it up, when I figured I’d take an extra minute to clean the whole desk, because a clean desk would help me get my stuff done.
When I was finished I realised I hadn’t eaten anything and I didn’t wanna be hungry while I got my stuff done, so I went into the kitchen and I was out of cereal.
When I got into the grocery store I remebered a bunch of other crap I needed to get and I figured out <it> was already there, so I did my shopping for the week, so I didn’t have to worry about it while I got my stuff done.
When I got home I didn’t feel like I like cereal anymore, and so I made an omelet and I did the dishes, so I wouldn’t have to do them after I got my stuff done and then I went out to get some oil from the hardware store, because my desk chair was kind of squeaky and I didn’t wanna be distracted by a squeaky chair while I got my stuff done.
When I got back it was getting kind of late and I knew I wouldn’t be able to get my stuff done today, so I started watching <The Twilight Zone Marathon> on TV.
I just have to make sure I get to bed early, because I want to be well-rested tomorrow, so I can get my stuff done.

P.S.
Помогите, пожалуйста, уточнить: что в треугольных скобках?
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P.P.S.
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